why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
cat food counts as protein by the way
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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