How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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