He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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