Nicole vs. Life
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
