I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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