so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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