Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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