And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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