would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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