She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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