I smell stomach acid.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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