That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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