I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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