My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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