Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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