We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He better not be in your backpack
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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