I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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