We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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