....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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