so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Randomize