then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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