OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
