i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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