Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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