wrigley field is MILF paradise
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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