You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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