You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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