Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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