Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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