i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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