my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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