If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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