I think I am morally bankrupt
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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