Apparently you make a good broom.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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