How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's always time for handjobs
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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