Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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