hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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