I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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