There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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