You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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