At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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