just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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