is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Randomize
