They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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