We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm both gender and math confused
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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