Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
