careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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