Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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