Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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