god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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