"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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