I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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