So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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