hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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